June 26, 2007


1. How do you get straight A’s?
- I use a ruler.

2. What did one maths book say to another?
- I have a lot of problems.

3. What’s a cow’s favourite subject at school?
- Moo-sic

4. What’s the fruitiest subject?
- History, because it’s full of dates.

5. How do bees get to school?
- On the school buzz.

6. Why shouldn’t you put the letter “M” into the refrigerator?
- Because it turns ice into mice.

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